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Old 08-27-2015, 06:33 AM
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Does she have more tattoos than teeth?
Old 08-27-2015, 06:39 AM
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Picture of 6. My chinchilla
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Old 08-27-2015, 06:42 AM
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Post removed. I don't post in here.
Old 08-27-2015, 07:07 AM
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This should be on mumsnet....

But I doubt they'd give you the true response I will:

1. Women will manipulate you anyway possible to get what they want. Like for you to fix her car.
2. Women like to feel wanted/desired, so any attention is good, even if they don't want to recipicate
3. You sound desparate / should would ahve smelt it
4. The Post-It actions would be submissable as evidence of stalking in court
Old 08-27-2015, 07:29 AM
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Buy some flowers and a box of chocolates, take it round to hers, when she invites you in for a drink simply give her a good fisting.

On a serious note, maybe disregard this venture as it can become awkward dating those who live nearby.
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Loving the chinchilla. Other pics and Facebook link please.
Old 08-27-2015, 07:50 AM
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FFS she's doing what that kind of bitch doe's best, USING YOU.

If she ever comes on to you again, do the right thing. Tell her to f@#k off.
Old 08-27-2015, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by cheshire_carper
Pics required of the following:

1. The bird
2. The Corsa
3. An example post it note
4. The curtains, closed
5. The curtains, opened
6. Her chinchilla
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Old 08-27-2015, 08:21 AM
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Bloke in Corsa could be her brother. She could have been staying at her parents house.

Enough is enough though. Ball is in her court and if she doesn't want to return it, that's that.
Old 08-27-2015, 08:22 AM
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Time for some Love Dr Fatbloke counselling;

Don't be such a gaylord. Man up you big jessie fart.

Give the chinchilla a good seeing to and move on.

Better now?


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