The Clinic with Dr. Proffessor Fatbloke
#11
Community Organizer
Originally Posted by minvo
Dear Dr FB. I have this small hair growing on my head. I shave it off each day but it grows back the next day. It is causing issues with the wife as she says it's uncomfortable for her and she gets stubble rash. Any ideas? A.N.OtherAnon
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Who do I complain to?
A.N.OtherAnon
Score 12
#12
Minvo
I would have thought you would have asked the Prof about your recent medical issue (you know, the "embarrassing" one that noone wants to talk about. ). Its all anonymous on here so noone will know its you.
I would have thought you would have asked the Prof about your recent medical issue (you know, the "embarrassing" one that noone wants to talk about. ). Its all anonymous on here so noone will know its you.
#13
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by minvo
I don't think I've ever been so offended (well since MikeFithly caught me with my pants down last week). Who do I complain to? A.N.OtherAnon Score 12
We are sorry to hear that you were unhappy with our service. Please send your complaints to:
Yo Momma's Ass
We don't f**king care
Bell End!
PO Box 69
Your arse
#14
Originally Posted by minvo
I don't think I've ever been so offended (well since MikeFithly caught me with my pants down last week). Who do I complain to? A.N.OtherAnon Score 12
We are sorry to hear that you were unhappy with our service. Please send your complaints to:
Yo Momma's Ass
We don't f**king care
Bell End!
PO Box 69
Your arse
Re: your complaint
I think you are entitled to compensation here. Your PPI (Practising Poofter Insurance) should cover you for bad advice. However, count yourself lucky, others have had far worse from Prof Undity(not).
#15
Registered User
No refunds at this time. You thoroughly deserved a good bumming.
Dear Doc.
When I am engaging in relations with my misses, all I can think about is whether or not obamacare is really benefitting Americans.
Also new secretary at work is a 40+ MILF who is obviously game, how do I get her in the sack and consequently into the boot of my car?
Dear Doc.
When I am engaging in relations with my misses, all I can think about is whether or not obamacare is really benefitting Americans.
Also new secretary at work is a 40+ MILF who is obviously game, how do I get her in the sack and consequently into the boot of my car?
#16
Thread Starter
Dear Mike,
I understand your concern about Obamacare, but I would urge you to put your worries aside. You see, you're wasting your time worrying about healthcare for a nation that is so committed to shooting each other - they value the injuries, and the right to injure, far more than medical care, though god only knows they need it.
Once they've shot each other to death, the problem will have resolved itself. Granted, death is a left field solution to healthcare, but if it works, it works.
As for the MILF, what's wrong with a blow to the head, like you usually use? It's how you pulled me FFS.
I understand your concern about Obamacare, but I would urge you to put your worries aside. You see, you're wasting your time worrying about healthcare for a nation that is so committed to shooting each other - they value the injuries, and the right to injure, far more than medical care, though god only knows they need it.
Once they've shot each other to death, the problem will have resolved itself. Granted, death is a left field solution to healthcare, but if it works, it works.
As for the MILF, what's wrong with a blow to the head, like you usually use? It's how you pulled me FFS.
#18
Registered User
#19
She's refused to help me with any further bodily exudations, after the last time. However, she has agreed not to press charges.
Prof
I have just seen the news that the UK sperm bank has just 9 donors. How can this be true when this forum is so full of wankers?
Prof
I have just seen the news that the UK sperm bank has just 9 donors. How can this be true when this forum is so full of wankers?