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Old 09-01-2015, 03:02 AM
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Prof I have just seen the news that the UK sperm bank has just 9 donors. How can this be true when this forum is so full of wankers?
Feel free to send some in, Phil, or is the consistency a bit dusty at your age?
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Old 09-01-2015, 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by S2K-Phil
She's refused to help me with any further bodily exudations, after the last time. However, she has agreed not to press charges.

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I have just seen the news that the UK sperm bank has just 9 donors. How can this be true when this forum is so full of wankers?
YES PHIL!

f@#king comment of the year!
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Old 09-01-2015, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Fatbloke

Feel free to send some in, Phil, or is the consistency a bit dusty at your age?
Consistency? Frozen peas from a gatling gun!
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Originally Posted by S2K-Phil
Consistency? Frozen peas from a gatling gun!
I'm supposed to be the Dr, but I feel very, very I'll.
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I would hate to hear the snap of a latex glove being fitted onto this Doctors wrist , and the subsequent use said hand might be put to.
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Old 09-01-2015, 10:19 AM
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I would hate to hear the snap of a latex glove being fitted onto this Doctors wrist , and the subsequent use said hand might be put to.
....... again!
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Once was enough and that was proper doctor not an ersatz one , fatty
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Have you noticed how he doesn't trim his fingernails?
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Reckon he has an infection and likes to inflict it on his patients , avoid this mans latex clad hand , it will more than likely land up BB
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Dr FB (aka Fooken Baystard)

I have just had an operation on my knee today and home safely - drugs are great - woohooo.
However, I have this orange/red dye all over my leg and was wondering if you could come and clean it off for me?

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