Fatbloke

It happens all to frequently, to newbs and old hands alike - you have a question, so you search the forum for an answer, but without success, so you start a thread only to be told in no uncertain terms that you should have checked the FAQ's first.

This is all well and good for when your passenger window isn't working, but what do you do when it's something a bit off the wall? Maybe there's a rare Indonesian mammal living in your secret compartment and you need advice about feeding and bedding materials, or maybe you've got bum hole worms and they've colonised the base of driver's seat, or you could be looking to wire some sort of depraved, vulgar and quite probably illegal automatic w4nking contraption straight into the loom. What do you do when it's something f*cking weird?

Well here it is, 'the infrequently asked questions' thread. There's a wealth of knowledge and life experience amongst the S2Ki membership (as well as some proper tw4ts too, to be fair) - people come here to ask about everything from car buying, to DIY tips, to financial advice, to watch purchasing recommendations, and way more besides, so it's definitely does t have to be S2000 related to be relevant, so if something is puzzling you and it rarely gets discussed elsewhere on the forum or in your everyday life, ask about it here and let the collective knowledge of the misguided and largely unqualified, but suspiciously eager contributors to this forum help you out.

Fatbloke

Don't keep frogs in the air box. They will die very quickly.

mikefifth

Legend!

My first question: I have found that I get a rather sharp loud noise occur when I use vtec. The noise is constant and tends to last for up to 5 minutes after disengaging. Now what I want to know is: what part of the throat do I have to punch my other half in to stop this noise?

Mortlach

Is the tan colour of my seats actually just the shit from the murdered cow? I've used the search function but only found information on dissatisfaction with seat height. X

richmc

I still have a Golem in my secret compartment.

Fatbloke

That's a statement, not a question.

minvo

I have a Spoon in my stereo fold down flappy thing but it's not working properly - has anyone any suggestions?
I have tried Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes but they just seem to add extra weight if I eat too many bowls in a week.

S

andy2000

Highly recommended, we do that all the time down here in Surrey.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...e-driving.html
thats why we all drive Land Rovers.

The cyclist was only jealous because he couldn't balance a bowl of all bran on his handlebars.

mikefifth

I cant get it up in my S2000 any-more, anyone have any ideas?

andy2000

have you tried a new ratchet mechanism

HTH