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Old 06-26-2015, 02:34 AM
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Has anyone on here ever fingered a stoat?
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Has anyone on here ever fingered a stoat?
I think fingering a stoat maybe the answer to my limp dick situation
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Can anyone help? I am new to Facebook and this bloke called Marc Seymour keeps asking me to be his friend. Should I?
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Originally Posted by S2K-Phil
Can anyone help? I am new to Facebook and this bloke called Marc Seymour keeps asking me to be his friend. Should I?
Might be safer to finger a stoat.
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Originally Posted by S2K-Phil
Can anyone help? I am new to Facebook and this bloke called Marc Seymour keeps asking me to be his friend. Should I?



That's Sharksfin, don't worry, he is harmless.
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Originally Posted by S2K-Phil' timestamp='1435327254' post='23661395
Can anyone help? I am new to Facebook and this bloke called Marc Seymour keeps asking me to be his friend. Should I?



That's Sharksfin, don't worry, he is harmless.
So, I am not being groomed?

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Originally Posted by Fatbloke
Originally Posted by richmc
I still have a Golem in my secret compartment. <img src=/IMG_2865.GIF' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' />
That's a statement, not a question.
To make a Golem work for you, you have to write a question on a piece of parchment and place it inside it, so what question do I need write.
I'm sure the damn things been in there since I bought the car.
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Originally Posted by richmc
Originally Posted by Fatbloke' timestamp='1435305093' post='23661111
Originally Posted by richmc
I still have a Golem in my secret compartment. <img src=/IMG_2865.GIF' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' />
That's a statement, not a question.
To make a Golem work for you, you have to write a question on a piece of parchment and place it inside it, so what question do I need write.
I'm sure the damn things been in there since I bought the car.
Incorrect. Everyone knows the ingredients for a Golem comprise a hobbit and the one ring to rule them all.
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Originally Posted by mikefifth
Originally Posted by richmc' timestamp='1435336770' post='23661574
[quote name='Fatbloke' timestamp='1435305093' post='23661111']
Originally Posted by richmc
I still have a Golem in my secret compartment. <img src=/IMG_2865.GIF' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' />
That's a statement, not a question.
To make a Golem work for you, you have to write a question on a piece of parchment and place it inside it, so what question do I need write.
I'm sure the damn things been in there since I bought the car.
Incorrect. Everyone knows the ingredients for a Golem comprise a hobbit and the one ring to rule them all.
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Isn't that a description of Chippo?
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Isn't that a description of Chippo?
No, you have to throw in an outrageous moustache as well to make a Chippo.


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