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Old 06-30-2015, 07:03 AM
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How far is Jupiter from its nearest planet?
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How far is Jupiter from its nearest planet?
No such thing, space is lies created by the illuminati.

What's the largest item ever transported in your S?

Mine would be an Ikea wardrobe (not a large one)
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Why does my wife's bloody f@#king cat bring mice into the bedroom at 2 am, release them under the bed and then wake us up to join the fun of rodent frigging chasing?
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Can we start calling Facelift cars AP2 so everyone knows what we're talking about? It's quicker to type, it makes it sound like it's second to the mighty, 'driver's' car that is the AP1 and it will leave the ridiculously petty AP2 police redundant. Alternatively, if no one goes for that is it acceptible to respond to the aforementioned's comment to a newby with a quick and simple 'c*nt' and lock the thread?
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Can we start calling Facelift cars AP2 so everyone knows what we're talking about? It's quicker to type, it makes it sound like it's second to the mighty, 'driver's' car that is the AP1 and it will leave the ridiculously petty AP2 police redundant. Alternatively, if no one goes for that is it acceptible to respond to the aforementioned's comment to a newby with a quick and simple 'c*nt' and lock the thread?
The muppets need an unofficial AP2 thread!
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Why does my wife's bloody f@#king cat bring mice into the bedroom at 2 am, release them under the bed and then wake us up to join the fun of rodent frigging chasing?
Rodent frig chase. A playground game from Mike's primary school days maybe?
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What I'd like to know is, is there anywhere online I can go to search for useful information on the S2Ki forums that will bring up no results? Or better still a negative number of results? What would be equally useful is a place where I can condemn this facility if it doesn't perform and get chastised because "you didn't use it properly".
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Originally Posted by kw_21
What I'd like to know is, is there anywhere online I can go to search for useful information on the S2Ki forums that will bring up no results? Or better still a negative number of results? What would be equally useful is a place where I can condemn this facility if it doesn't perform and get chastised because "you didn't use it properly".
I took it upon myself to put Google to the test.
It seemed that I had three attempts before I got "Google has returned no results".

Randomly typing "ajdoa" got 2,730 results!
Searching for "efdgddp" got 2 results
before searching for "zo\;uchs9ufhahdv" finally got no results

589 more searches done and I still have not managed to get -1 results.

Hope this doesn't help at all!

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Originally Posted by kw_21
Can we start calling Facelift cars AP2 so everyone knows what we're talking about? It's quicker to type, it makes it sound like it's second to the mighty, 'driver's' car that is the AP1 and it will leave the ridiculously petty AP2 police redundant. Alternatively, if no one goes for that is it acceptible to respond to the aforementioned's comment to a newby with a quick and simple 'c*nt' and lock the thread?
Who doesn't appreciate a warm welcome of c@#t


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