andy2000

Steve
You clearly haven't thought this through. the creature most likely to put part of your anatomy in its mouth is the puppy.

.......of course that might be you preferred outcome

minvo

I have given it much thought ever since the wife said that she wanted a puppy... "Can't have children so we need a puppy"
My thoughts were - DON'T WANT ONE. Thoughts now are DON'T WANT ONE.

But life and marriage is full of compromise. Wife wants a puppy, I don't, so we compromise and get a puppy.



What part of my anatomy do you think it will chew on first?

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andy2000

In my experience they usually go for something soft until they grow big teeth...

minvo

Went to see a "Flesh Eating Beast" this afternoon and ended up being forced to put a deposit down on the beast.

So we need a name quickly now. See Facebook for a photo of it's huge teeth.

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Fatbloke

I saw nothing on Facebook

Nick Graves

Call it Cerberus or Fang or Gnasher or Baskerville or something else totally unsuitable for a Cockerpoo.

Fatbloke

We've got a cocker. The bastard very rarely gets called by his name.

andy2000

There are facebookphobics on here as you well know. Post pic on the forum please so we can see what a scary, terrifying creature this is.
if you have a pic of it doing tricks even better.

minvo

Sorry - only the one picture of it very sleepy (a cunning disguise for it's obviously a terrifying beast).
We don't get delivery of said beast until 23rd May so probably no more photos until then.

Link to photo on my OneDrive here

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mattlad

Dog or Dag?