The not dead thread
06-27-2015, 02:10 PM
#11
Registered User
06-27-2015, 02:29 PM
#12
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by mikefifth
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' />' /> I suppose once you have lived through a world war,a nap is fairly redundant.
' />' /> I suppose once you have lived through a world war,a nap is fairly redundant.
06-30-2015, 11:45 AM
#14
Hi all
I am really touched how you all care so much about me. So, I will tell you about my day:
First off, I’ve had to go the incontinence clinic again as the old pads didn’t seem to be absorbing everything anymore. A bit embarrassing really, as I was reaching for the top shelf in Smith’s when first discovered this.
Secondly, on the way home, I had a problem with the buttons on my coat and, as I had forgotten to put my long john’s on this morning, it seemed to cause a bit of an alarm outside the local school. The policeman was very kind and understanding though, and treated me very kindly at the local station, even took my photo. Unfortunately, they have taken my computer. It must be hard times for them if they need to borrow mine.
Lastly, my court appearance was this afternoon, over the misunderstanding in Tesco’s last month. The judge said he really did believe my version of the misfortune with the shapely young, bent over, female shelf stacker and said that he also was partial to pink doughnuts. Anyway, he has made some arrangements for me to regularly go and see a woman at the rehabilitation centre. She is rather attractive, if you can ignore the beard and as she smiled at me – I think I have pulled!
I will let you know how I get with the care worker if you interested in the detail?
Bye for now.
Kindly old gentleman
I am really touched how you all care so much about me. So, I will tell you about my day:
First off, I’ve had to go the incontinence clinic again as the old pads didn’t seem to be absorbing everything anymore. A bit embarrassing really, as I was reaching for the top shelf in Smith’s when first discovered this.
Secondly, on the way home, I had a problem with the buttons on my coat and, as I had forgotten to put my long john’s on this morning, it seemed to cause a bit of an alarm outside the local school. The policeman was very kind and understanding though, and treated me very kindly at the local station, even took my photo. Unfortunately, they have taken my computer. It must be hard times for them if they need to borrow mine.
Lastly, my court appearance was this afternoon, over the misunderstanding in Tesco’s last month. The judge said he really did believe my version of the misfortune with the shapely young, bent over, female shelf stacker and said that he also was partial to pink doughnuts. Anyway, he has made some arrangements for me to regularly go and see a woman at the rehabilitation centre. She is rather attractive, if you can ignore the beard and as she smiled at me – I think I have pulled!
I will let you know how I get with the care worker if you interested in the detail?
Bye for now.
Kindly old gentleman
10-01-2015, 06:08 AM
#16
Yes....still alive, but take care when sitting down.
wanted to post this on the health clinic’s page, but found I couldn’t. So, hopefully the Pro Strate is in surgery as I need some advice. I have just come back from the docs. Having thwacked on a pair of plastic gloves, he quoted that there might be water on Mars but that Uranus was overgrown with wildlife.
Not having a medical background, what did he mean
wanted to post this on the health clinic’s page, but found I couldn’t. So, hopefully the Pro Strate is in surgery as I need some advice. I have just come back from the docs. Having thwacked on a pair of plastic gloves, he quoted that there might be water on Mars but that Uranus was overgrown with wildlife.
Not having a medical background, what did he mean
10-01-2015, 06:42 AM
#18
Community Organizer
I have exceptional knowledge in haemorrhoids (I even know how to spell them 
Andy), and most other issues regarding the digestive system.
Please feel free to ask anything you like.
Note: Haemorrhoids was an issue for me when I was 16-28 years old. Now I am 43 I have moved on to a much worse condition!
But I think he might have meant you need some Canesten to fight a fungal infection.
Are you a Fun Guy?or maybe have been with a Fun Guy? - ignore that - not allowed to say things like that Steve - I apologize Phil my matey
PS: I had to look up the spelling of Canesten and haemorrhoids
Andy), and most other issues regarding the digestive system.Please feel free to ask anything you like.
Note: Haemorrhoids was an issue for me when I was 16-28 years old. Now I am 43 I have moved on to a much worse condition!
But I think he might have meant you need some Canesten to fight a fungal infection.
Are you a Fun Guy?
PS: I had to look up the spelling of Canesten and haemorrhoids
10-01-2015, 06:58 AM
#20
Thread Starter
Don't worry my dear patients, the Doctor is still in the house, and fortunately for you, I've been dealing with a nasty case of arse barnacles this week, so I have recent experience and can definitely help you!
Just swear at your piles and if they don't go away by themselves. LG cuts them off.
Simple!
Uhho, I've done it again, haven't i? 
Just swear at your piles and if they don't go away by themselves. LG cuts them off.
Simple!
Uhho, I've done it again, haven't i?