Fatbloke

Phil says that all muppet threads end in sheep shagging, so I thought, by way of an experiment, I'd start one with it. So come on, Muppets, post up your ovine conquests and fantasies, and let's see where it takes us?..........

Mike, I'm counting on you!

mikefifth

The issue with a thread like this, Ian is that I will get banned.

My dark twisted mind is not a place you fellas want to be delving into.

Fatbloke

The sheep don't want you delving into their dark places, but that's never stopped you!

andy2000

FB and MikeF seem a bit quiet on here of late.

Do we assume they are both knee deep in wool in the Welsh valleys right now ?

Fatbloke

It was a very tough weekend. We're still recovering from the trauma.

mikefifth

I'm still waking up in cold sweats, Phil (not s2kphil) is haunting my dreams.

The sheep were very accommodating, if not a little eager, spoilt my fun as I enjoy a little resistance.

S2K-Phil

We couldn't find a lead so will have to live with the memories and the risk of being prosecuted.

S2K-Phil

Mike, you missed an N in your spelling of waking.

Fatbloke

Lovely to see a look of genuine happiness on a youngster's face........ Although somewhat disturbing to see the look of fear on the sheep's faces.

Ah well, you have to take the rough with the smooth, so to speak.

mikefifth

I was wondering when this would be posted.

I was high on petrol fumes, adrenalin, and the prospect of some conventional Welsh sheparding.