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Old 06-24-2015, 02:12 PM
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We couldn't find a lead so will have to live with the memories and the risk of being prosecuted.

A lead? You're doing it all wrong. As an experienced Welshman all you need is a pair of velcro gloves and hang on tight!
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:19 PM
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A lead? You're doing it all wrong. As an experienced Welshman all you need is a pair of velcro gloves and hang on tight!
Mike likes to get a bit experimental, he doesn't go with the conventional flow.
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A lead? You're doing it all wrong. As an experienced Welshman all you need is a pair of velcro gloves and hang on tight!
Mike likes to get a bit experimental, he doesn't go with the conventional flow.
I like my sex how I like my rodeo.

I jump on / into an unsuspecting victim, hang on for dear life whilst they try to get me off.

Sadly I have not yet received a round of applause afterwards for my performance, only tears and blue flashing lights.
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I like my sex how I like my rodeo. I jump on / into an unsuspecting victim, hang on for dear life whilst they try to get me off. Sadly I have not yet received a round of applause afterwards for my performance, only tears and blue flashing lights.
I've told you before, Mike, what you consider to be harmless 'surprise sex' is a criminal offence!
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I like my sex how I like my rodeo. I jump on / into an unsuspecting victim, hang on for dear life whilst they try to get me off. Sadly I have not yet received a round of applause afterwards for my performance, only tears and blue flashing lights.
I've told you before, Mike, what you consider to be harmless 'surprise sex' is a criminal offence!
I jumped this once.....I think she / he enjoyed it.

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I jumped this once.....I think she / he enjoyed it.
Now I'm off for an office tug!
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Guys
The words on the road say it all !!

And what kind of pervs are you taking pics of my sister
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Guys
The words on the road say it all !!

And what kind of pervs are you taking pics of my sister
Im the type of perv that takes pictures and then forms ransom notes....
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Originally Posted by mikefifth
Originally Posted by andy2000' timestamp='1435234274' post='23660009
Guys
The words on the road say it all !!

And what kind of pervs are you taking pics of my sister
Im the type of perv that takes pictures and then forms ransom notes....
You want to borrow Ian's selfi stick for affect.
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Originally Posted by S2K-Phil
Originally Posted by mikefifth' timestamp='1435239557' post='23660091
[quote name='andy2000' timestamp='1435234274' post='23660009']
Guys
The words on the road say it all !!

And what kind of pervs are you taking pics of my sister
Im the type of perv that takes pictures and then forms ransom notes....
You want to borrow Ian's selfi stick for affect.
[/quote]

Good shout! How wide is the handle?
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