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Old 01-01-2016, 03:48 PM
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Did anyone else out there in muppet land get the foul and disgusting box of trash that is Cards Against Humanity in their Christmas stocking? I did and I can't get enough of it, so does anyone fancy joining me in an online game?
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Played this a few months back, I got - "Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the doors and see all the..........

By chance I had the reply ".......Child Abuse"

Perfect!

So how shall we play on line? I guess if you haven't got the cards download the PDF from here (for free)- http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/

The great fat one can post the first black card, and whoever posts the first white card then posts up the next black card, bit like the three word story.
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Wife purchased this one recently. Very very funny.
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Originally Posted by richmc
Played this a few months back, I got - "Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the doors and see all the.......... By chance I had the reply ".......Child Abuse" Perfect! So how shall we play on line? I guess if you haven't got the cards download the PDF from here (for free)- http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/ The great fat one can post the first black card, and whoever posts the first white card then posts up the next black card, bit like the three word story.
That's pretty much what I had in mind, Richie, with due allowance for people answering at the same time as each other etc.

Right then, here we go:

But before I kill you, Mr Bond, I must show you______________
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But before I kill you, Mr Bond, I must show you______________
............. A ball of ear wax, semen and toe nail clippings.


When I'm president of the United States, I will create the department of............
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Originally Posted by richmc
When I'm president of the United States, I will create the department of............
Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus.

Why do I hurt all over?_______________
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We have our own branded version for use at work. You can do it online so the abuse it tailored specifically to the audience. Great game.
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Originally Posted by Fatbloke
Originally Posted by richmc
When I'm president of the United States, I will create the department of............
Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus.

Why do I hurt all over?_______________

"Daddy Issues"


(picked at random)
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Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo...

It's _______________ and ________________ !





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Originally Posted by minvo
Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo...

It's _______________ and ________________ !
MechaHitler and the Pope



Why am I sticky?


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