Snake bite joke
10-26-2000, 05:08 PM
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These two friends are out camping together, when one morning one is awaken by a poisonous snake bite, and the other by his scream. It turns out the guy was bit on his genitals, and the other guy runs to the car phone to call a doctor. He asks the doctor what he should do, and the doctor says the only way to save his life is to suck the poison out. He runs back to his and friend and the friend asks, "What did the doctor say?"
To which he replied, "He said you're gonna die."
Jay
To which he replied, "He said you're gonna die."
Jay
10-27-2000, 04:54 AM
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Here is the eway I heard it:
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband's disorder will surely be terminal: Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And, most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his strength and health."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're gonna die," she replied.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband's disorder will surely be terminal: Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And, most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his strength and health."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're gonna die," she replied.
04-06-2016, 06:25 AM
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A Man who has been bitten by a snake will fear a rotted rope
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07-26-2017, 03:10 PM
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It might also be called an old joke. . . or an old thread.
07-26-2017, 03:10 PM
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It might also be called an old joke. . . or an old thread.