Ricky_Flowers_

So my Pre-calc professor is a large Cuban man who takes smoke breaks in the middle of class, speaks English with a Russian accent, and received his entire education in Soviet-era Moscow. He calls women "my love" and men "my son" and repeatedly calls math "sexy." I feel like I'm being taught math by the cold war.

2ks2knyc

You so funny Ricky Bobby .. about as funny as my car looking with out being washed in weeks. My front wheels look copper ..

Ricky_Flowers_

Well I may be able to fix that for you.... for a small fee, of course...

2ks2knyc

Payment of beer and brats?

I have just been putting it off working on other things. Might do a quick wash tonight if weather holds up.


On another note .. Seahawks vs Broncos in the first cold super bowl in years. I would love to see one in Lambeau field after NY/NJ hosts.

Ricky_Flowers_

Yeah, and then we can have Miami and San Diego play on the North Pole..... (Is there an emoticon for a "jerk-off" motion? there needs to be.)

We still need to put that amp in my car haha.... two months later!

2ks2knyc

Bring back the days of the ICE BOWL!!!

This forum is so dead we are going to be the only ones on this thread (holding L shaped hand to forhead)

Ricky_Flowers_

There is still hope! If anything I'll just post in here 100 times a day to make it seem busy.....

RENDERMAN

Toborish her's a joke for your professor...


There were two brothers, an American and a Russian.

The American was jobless and hungry. But he had an idea: he went to the gates of the White House, sat on the ground outside and began eating hay. Kennedy saw him there and asked: 'What are you eating hay for?'

'Because I'm hungry and I haven't a job.'

Kennedy was outraged and ordered that he be fed and given some money.

'What else would you like?'

'A ticket to Russia to visit my brother.'

Kennedy made the arrangements and the American flew to Russia where he found that his brother was starving too. The American burst out laughing and said:

'Brother, I can give you a good piece of advice. Go to the Kremlin, sit on the ground by the gates and eat hay. Out will come Krushchev who will be angry to see you in such a state and give you everything you need.'

And that's what the Russian brother did. He sat down by the Kremlin gates and began eating hay. Out came Krushchev and saw him there.

'What are you eating hay for?' he asked.

'Because I'm hungry and I haven't any money.'

'You're a fool!' says Krushchev. 'It's summer now, you should be eating grass and leaving the hay for winter.'

APoner

LOL @ this whole thread.

We need a tech day!

2ks2knyc

Silly Americans don't know the hay is for winter .. ppsshh

+1 for tech day.

who will provide a garage or driveway for use? I offer bring the beer and brats and two left hands to wrench or hold a flashlight.