SF BS Corner - Because I Said So....
01-14-2014, 10:04 AM
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Toborish her's a joke for your professor...
There were two brothers, an American and a Russian.
The American was jobless and hungry. But he had an idea: he went to the gates of the White House, sat on the ground outside and began eating hay. Kennedy saw him there and asked: 'What are you eating hay for?'
'Because I'm hungry and I haven't a job.'
Kennedy was outraged and ordered that he be fed and given some money.
'What else would you like?'
'A ticket to Russia to visit my brother.'
Kennedy made the arrangements and the American flew to Russia where he found that his brother was starving too. The American burst out laughing and said:
'Brother, I can give you a good piece of advice. Go to the Kremlin, sit on the ground by the gates and eat hay. Out will come Krushchev who will be angry to see you in such a state and give you everything you need.'
And that's what the Russian brother did. He sat down by the Kremlin gates and began eating hay. Out came Krushchev and saw him there.
'What are you eating hay for?' he asked.
'Because I'm hungry and I haven't any money.'
'You're a fool!' says Krushchev. 'It's summer now, you should be eating grass and leaving the hay for winter.'
There were two brothers, an American and a Russian.
The American was jobless and hungry. But he had an idea: he went to the gates of the White House, sat on the ground outside and began eating hay. Kennedy saw him there and asked: 'What are you eating hay for?'
'Because I'm hungry and I haven't a job.'
Kennedy was outraged and ordered that he be fed and given some money.
'What else would you like?'
'A ticket to Russia to visit my brother.'
Kennedy made the arrangements and the American flew to Russia where he found that his brother was starving too. The American burst out laughing and said:
'Brother, I can give you a good piece of advice. Go to the Kremlin, sit on the ground by the gates and eat hay. Out will come Krushchev who will be angry to see you in such a state and give you everything you need.'
And that's what the Russian brother did. He sat down by the Kremlin gates and began eating hay. Out came Krushchev and saw him there.
'What are you eating hay for?' he asked.
'Because I'm hungry and I haven't any money.'
'You're a fool!' says Krushchev. 'It's summer now, you should be eating grass and leaving the hay for winter.'
I will have a tech day scheduled by the end of this week.... Lift and garage access..... Stay tuned.
01-14-2014, 10:25 AM
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