richmc

It's a wonder any murders get solved in Midsomer, this week they showed a bunch of cops including Cheif Inspector Barnaby and Sargent gazing up to witness a total eclipse, so why were their shadows 90 degrees away from where they were looking? I know you mustn't look directly at the sun but this was just being silly, if they can't even find the sun in the sky how are they ever able to find a perp in the village.

mikefifth

To be fair I am surprised there is anyone left in Midsomer to actually murder / commit murder. Firstly there have been so many murders in the area the general population must be taking a hit, secondly why do people still move to the area when it has such a bad murder crime statistic.

Are we talking real Barnaby or the fake Barnaby here?

Fatbloke

No-one seems to have seen what's staring them in the face here. If you want to stop the crime, get rid of John Nettles! When he lived in jersey everyone was dropping dead, then he moved to midsomer and it starts there.

He's a f'ing wrong 'un, that boy!

richmc

I'm sending my Mrs and her sister on a fortnights holiday there this year, fingers crossed.

richmc

But it has a 100% clear up rate.

Fatbloke

Maybe we just don't know about the Midsomer cold case files?