The Clinic with Dr. Proffessor Fatbloke
08-28-2015, 01:14 AM
#1
Thread Starter
The Clinic with Dr. Proffessor Fatbloke
As requested by Andy2000, I've created this thread so that I can give you all the benefit of my life experience and massive intellect, to help you with any emotional problems you have, or to offer a little bit of life coaching.
As AndyNFRS2KABC123XYZ, or whatever his name is, has shown, there are people on the forum who will act like a complete nonce if left to their own devices, so you lot definitely need me.
Time is precious of course and I might not be able to answer everyone, so my fellow muppets might want to chip in from time to time with handy tips and hints, and I encourage this.
Anyway, the love doctor is now in session:.......
As AndyNFRS2KABC123XYZ, or whatever his name is, has shown, there are people on the forum who will act like a complete nonce if left to their own devices, so you lot definitely need me.
Time is precious of course and I might not be able to answer everyone, so my fellow muppets might want to chip in from time to time with handy tips and hints, and I encourage this.
Anyway, the love doctor is now in session:.......
08-28-2015, 01:42 AM
#3
Dear Dr Prof Fatty
How do I deal with my impending mid life crisis when I hit a certain large milestone birthday. Should I buy a Supercar I cant afford to run and spend time in trendy bars chatting up 18 year old Bimbos or should I take up golf ?
I really dont want to end up like Phil
Yours distressingly
Anon
08-28-2015, 02:06 AM
#4
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by andy2000
<img src=/thumbsup.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' /> Dear Dr Prof Fatty How do I deal with my impending mid life crisis when I hit a certain large milestone birthday. Should I buy a Supercar I cant afford to run and spend time in trendy bars chatting up 18 year old Bimbos or should I take up golf ? I really dont want to end up like Phil <img src=/cry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' /> Yours distressingly Anon
' />' /> Dear Dr Prof Fatty How do I deal with my impending mid life crisis when I hit a certain large milestone birthday. Should I buy a Supercar I cant afford to run and spend time in trendy bars chatting up 18 year old Bimbos or should I take up golf ? I really dont want to end up like Phil <img src=/cry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />' /> Yours distressingly Anon*Did the Dr's advice help you? Please rate on a scale of 1-5, where 1 means completely satisfied and 2,3,4 & 5 mean he won't take any notice.
08-28-2015, 02:39 AM
#5
Dear Pro Fanity
I keep getting this feeling that others are taking my name in vane on a car forum I belong to. Am I being oversensitive? I am worried that I am losing my self esteem.
Can you help?
I keep getting this feeling that others are taking my name in vane on a car forum I belong to. Am I being oversensitive? I am worried that I am losing my self esteem.
Can you help?
08-28-2015, 02:42 AM
#6
Community Organizer
Dear Dr FB.
I have this small hair growing on my head. I shave it off each day but it grows back the next day.
It is causing issues with the wife as she says it's uncomfortable for her and she gets stubble rash.
Any ideas?
A.N.OtherAnon
I have this small hair growing on my head. I shave it off each day but it grows back the next day.
It is causing issues with the wife as she says it's uncomfortable for her and she gets stubble rash.
Any ideas?
A.N.OtherAnon
08-28-2015, 02:47 AM
#7
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by S2K-Phil
Dear Pro Fanity I keep getting this feeling that others are taking my name in vane on a car forum I belong to. Am I being oversensitive? I am worried that I am losing my self esteem. Can you help?
*Did the Dr's advice help you? Please rate on a scale of 1-5, where 1 means completely satisfied and 2,3,4 & 5 mean he won't take any notice.
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08-28-2015, 02:48 AM
#8
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by minvo
Dear Dr FB. I have this small hair growing on my head. I shave it off each day but it grows back the next day. It is causing issues with the wife as she says it's uncomfortable for her and she gets stubble rash. Any ideas? A.N.OtherAnon
*Did the Dr's advice help you? Please rate on a scale of 1-5, where 1 means completely satisfied and 2,3,4 & 5 mean he won't take any notice.
08-28-2015, 03:31 AM
#10
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by andy2000
I have feeling this is going to be a popular thread. Should I just scratch it or do you recommended a lubricant ?
Yours,
The Doc.
