andy2000

A few hairs was OK but I drew the line at fresh vomit and furballs....

One Amazon Prime delivery later and a bit of garden twine and problem solved. Let's see how those furry b**stards deal with this.

Flukez

Originally I thought that might be a bit OTT... Then I thought about it a bit more and realised that it's genius. I'd do exactly the same.

markforrester99

Get some made in carbon effect and people will buy them as a bodywork add on!

Nottm_S2

I use a shotgun.. Admittedly not ideal if the useless c@#ts are on thw car.

noodels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4

mikefifth

Issue with a shotty is the lead spread, personally I prefer to give a few warning shots over the bows with a .22 rifle. If they persist they get a 22-250 to the Base of the skull.

The hide is a good "I'm sorry" present to the owners.

Nottm_S2

Catskin mits?

I used claymores once but the postman caught it and washing down the garage wall was a ballachr

eSeM

You can get a repellent spray from Tesco or B&Q that can be sprayed regularly under the wheel arches and keeps the cats off the car.

So much easier ....

andy2000

I think mine looks more intimidating Sadly I'm not allowed to run cable through it and wire it to a battery.

I am taking orders for version 2....



Seems to be working. No cat asleep on it this morning....and no blood trails.

GreenmanS2000

I found a cat asleep on my bonnet once - it woke up in rubbish bin....