S2KI Honda S2000 Forums: Funny things people have said about your s2000 - S2KI Honda S2000 Forums

Jump to content

  • 81 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • This topic is locked

Funny things people have said about your s2000 Part III

#1 User is offline   Mocky 

  • Group: Admin
  • Posts: 97,245
  • Joined: 18-September 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Country: Japan

Posted 30 September 2009 - 11:07 AM

http://www.s2ki.com/...howtopic=530597



Here we go again :hello:



03.31.04 Bye '01 NFR Ap1
04.15.05 Hello '05 BB Ap2
10.02.09 Hello '08 APB CR #60 of 174
10.17.09 Bye '05 BB Ap2
Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImageCommunications Officer

#2 User is offline   Moddiction 

  • View gallery
  • Group: Sponsor
  • Posts: 19,438
  • Joined: 15-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Berkshires, MA
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 11:10 AM

Recently got "nice porsche" and "who's got the Miata out there?" :banghead:

Oh I also got pulled over a while ago for going a little too fast.
Cop came up and was asking me about the car and who's it was and all. Told him it was mine and didn't believe me for some reason. Then went on to talk about how small it was and started joking around about it.
The cop then asked me if I had any dead hookers, weapons of mass destruction or blow in the trunk. I said no and he said ok have a great night lol.
Was really funny and surprising at the same time.

This post has been edited by 2003s2k2003: 30 September 2009 - 11:12 AM


#3 User is offline   Mocky 

  • Topic Starter
  • Group: Admin
  • Posts: 97,245
  • Joined: 18-September 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Country: Japan

Posted 30 September 2009 - 11:13 AM


Lady stood next to my ex who was pumping gas (with the top down), and asked if the car was a 2 seater or a 4 seater.. :ponder:

#4 User is offline   UmarS2K 

  • Group: Guest
  • Posts: 8,680
  • Joined: 04-August 08
  • Country: United States
  • Interests:Cars

Posted 30 September 2009 - 11:14 AM

4th

:p

This post has been edited by UmarS2K: 30 September 2009 - 11:15 AM

2003 Ferrari Enzo- crashed by Eddie Griffin
2011 Maserati GranTurismo- wife's daily driver
2010 Bugatti Veyron SuperSports- weekend cruiser
2008 Lamborghini Murcielago LP640- sold
2005 Acura NSX-R GT- traded
2009 Lotus Exige S260 Sport- daily driver

2009 Chevy Cobalt SS Turbo coupe - When I wake up

#5 User is offline   Mike21 

  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 970
  • Joined: 04-March 09
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Miami, FL
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 11:15 AM

i pulled out of a parking space and looked out my rear view mirror to see a little girl with her mother. as soon as she saw my car her face lit up and she started chasing after my car for 25 ft or so... i couldn't help but laugh.. :D
2001 Silverstone S2000

Posted Image Posted Image

 cantsleep, on 15 October 2010 - 04:50 AM, said:

there are thousands of girls to replace her with but there are only 90 GPW CRs :cool: so for this reason... i need to keep taking care of my car more than her

#6 User is offline   Moddiction 

  • View gallery
  • Group: Sponsor
  • Posts: 19,438
  • Joined: 15-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Berkshires, MA
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 11:16 AM

^haha nice.

I also get a lot around where I live.
"That has a V8 right? me-"No 2.0 4 cylinder.--them--"oh..."
Everyone loves the V8's down in FL hah.

#7 User is offline   Saki GT 

  • View gallery
  • Group: Moderator
  • Posts: 28,970
  • Joined: 20-July 04
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Capital City, NC
  • Country: United States
  • Interests:A nice MLT, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

Posted 30 September 2009 - 11:44 AM

Quote

4th

:p




I was getting gas a while back and this guy with a big gut peeked over the pumps and was like

"oooh, what's that?"

I replied its a Honda.

"oooh, is it fast?

I replied, yes, for a Honda.

"oooh, how much horsepower?"

I replied, 240.

"ooooooohh."


Posted Image
Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

#8 User is offline   senor_flojo 

  • View gallery
  • Group: Guest
  • Posts: 10,764
  • Joined: 13-May 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:All up in your inner tubes. Whatcha gonna do sucka?
  • Country: United States
  • Interests:Hitting on your sister.

Posted 30 September 2009 - 11:48 AM

^
:LOL:

View PostSDueces, on 03 May 2011 - 09:58 AM, said:

i know that for a fact. I work at best buy

Posted Image

8D_In_Trunk, on Dec 13 2010, 03:25 PM, said:

If I want dynamic conversation, I'll call senor_flojo.

#9 User is offline   Zoomie 

  • Group: Guest
  • Posts: 1,146
  • Joined: 02-August 08
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 11:58 AM

Quote

Recently got "nice porsche" and "who's got the Miata out there?" :banghead:

Oh I also got pulled over a while ago for going a little too fast.
Cop came up and was asking me about the car and who's it was and all. Told him it was mine and didn't believe me for some reason. Then went on to talk about how small it was and started joking around about it.
The cop then asked me if I had any dead hookers, weapons of mass destruction or blow in the trunk. I said no and he said ok have a great night lol.
Was really funny and surprising at the same time.

must have been late at night?

cops i know just stop everyone they can and then let ya go once they talk for a few minutes and see your aren't DWI
Posted Image

Products I like
:Alpine:Modifry:Berk:Tein:Rick's:Stoptech:Challenge:Hawk:RAYS:Goodyear

WTB: TEIN EDFC controller and motors!


Things that don't matter: Altitude above you, runway behind you, and fuel in the truck

#10 User is offline   JustinsanE 

  • Group: Guest
  • Posts: 1,842
  • Joined: 04-June 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Kaneohe, HI
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 12:01 PM

Just got a "nice miata" while in the smoke pit at work. Luckily there was an actual miata 2 rows down so I was able to to point and say "No....thats a miata, I drive a Honda. "

Was just kind of nice to have the tools to properly convince someone....
Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

#11 User is offline   Moddiction 

  • View gallery
  • Group: Sponsor
  • Posts: 19,438
  • Joined: 15-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Berkshires, MA
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 12:08 PM

Quote

must have been late at night?

cops i know just stop everyone they can and then let ya go once they talk for a few minutes and see your aren't DWI

Not too late prolly around 10:30 or so. He was really cool which was a nice change though.

#12 User is offline   teanza 

  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 3,918
  • Joined: 12-October 07
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:the 'burgh/orlando/soCal soon!
  • Country: United States
  • Interests:working-out, turning, 8=D~

Posted 30 September 2009 - 12:23 PM

lady: who has that little red sports car?

me: {uh oh} me....WHY??

lady: i just hit it

me: AHHH :cry: really?

lady: i really like it, what is it?

me: honda

lady: mine too! wow i didn't know! wow i love it! sorry to hit the nicest car in the parking lot

me: then why would you hit it b*&#h? {ok i didn't say that; she was old and nice}
___________________________________________________________________

not really funny, but i wanted to be post #11

~tina~
Posted Image what's that shaped like? ;)

Quikie, on Mar 2 2010, 02:10 PM, said:

Well I appreciate you taking my application for sex with you into consideration :sadwave:

View Postinneedindeed, on 12 October 2011 - 02:36 PM, said:

If I had problems like that I would beat off in public.

View Postwhiteflash, on 10 March 2011 - 01:52 AM, said:

I'd have her making the sounds lobsters wish they could make when you cook them alive.

#13 User is offline   adidas_man 

  • View gallery
  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 393
  • Joined: 15-September 09
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Warrensburg
  • Country: United States
  • Interests:Ballin'

Posted 30 September 2009 - 12:23 PM

So the other day I was in the office talking with one of the "supervisors" (I put in quotations because she was put in that position by default), and we were talking about soft tops and care of them, (she has a convertible turbo bug) anywayz, my LT turns to me and says "Ohh, so you're the one with the Porsche lookin' thingy" I'm like "yeah I drive the Porsche lookin thingy"

Why do so many people get a Porsche and S2000 confused??
Posted Image

Sebring Silver AP2 - My DD!!!

#14 User is offline   spook 

  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 4,445
  • Joined: 17-March 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Laguna Beach
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 12:33 PM

I just got a "Nice Porsche" comment at the gas station by some lady as well...
Posted ImagePosted Image
2000 Grand Prix White S2000 #1406
Posted Image

#15 User is offline   9000Addiction 

  • Group: Guest
  • Posts: 66,814
  • Joined: 05-March 09
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 12:42 PM

Typical Miata comment :/
Posted Image Extraordinaire

zzziippyyy, on Oct 25 2009, 09:08 AM, said:

leghumpers r us  :rofl:

#16 User is offline   THE Z MAN 

  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 469
  • Joined: 06-October 08
  • Location:Safety Harbor,FL.
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 01:14 PM

Quote

lady: who has that little red sports car?

me: {uh oh} me....WHY??

lady: i just hit it

me: AHHH :cry: really?

lady: i really like it, what is it?

me: honda

lady: mine too! wow i didn't know! wow i love it! sorry to hit the nicest car in the parking lot

me: then why would you hit it b*&#h? {ok i didn't say that; she was old and nice}
___________________________________________________________________

not really funny, but i wanted to be post #11

~tina~

so did the "old and nice" lady pay for it, or was a "thought id let you know, have a nice day-bye bye" :LOL:
Posted Image Posted Image
Posted Image MY S2K NOW ^
TZM MUGEN

#17 User is offline   teanza 

  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 3,918
  • Joined: 12-October 07
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:the 'burgh/orlando/soCal soon!
  • Country: United States
  • Interests:working-out, turning, 8=D~

Posted 30 September 2009 - 01:18 PM

Quote

so did the "old and nice" lady pay for it, or was a "thought id let you know, have a nice day-bye bye" :LOL:

hehe :D her insurance paid for it :thumbup:

#18 User is online   TerminatioN 

  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 2,704
  • Joined: 20-August 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Tallahassee, Florida
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 01:31 PM

Old(er) guy (mid 60s probably) walks up to my car and gives it the walk around with a confused look on his face. I see him doing this as I'm walking back to it. He gets in his car and pulls out right as I get to my car. He stops behind me blocking me from backing out of the parking space, so I roll down the window knowing he has a question about the car.

Convo goes something like this:

Him: *confused look* Uh, what kind of car is that? I don't see any names on it. (my car is debadged completely)
Me: A Honda S2000 *big smile*
Him: *even more confused look*
Him: *rolls up his window and drives away*

:LOL:

This post has been edited by TerminatioN: 30 September 2009 - 01:31 PM


#19 User is offline   Vinsfeld 

  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 1,920
  • Joined: 09-August 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:South Tampa
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 01:48 PM

So i get an ap2 bumper put on my car, from a previously painted spa, so the paint doesn't match up entirely, figure i would paint it when i get the money, and the first thing my dad says? "Looks like crap, the paint doesnt match" :(
Exterior Mods: AP2 Front Lip, bumper, headlights, jdm clear side markers, splitter, ricks s badge.
Engine: Greddy Turbo Kit, type s blow off valve, HKS hi-power exhaust, mishimoto radiator, berk hi flow cat.
Suspension and Wheels: Enkei RPF1, Bridgestone Potenza RE-11, cusco strut bar.
Interior: Emanage ultimate, profec spec b, alpine headunit, infinite subwoofer and amp, ap2 center console, CR floormats.

#20 User is offline   HMFIC 

  • View gallery
  • Group: Guest
  • Posts: 24,732
  • Joined: 10-July 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Right Here.
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 02:03 PM

A few months back when i had my convertable in my S2k, *now a hard top* I pulled up into this shopping center called *eden*.. its a vietnamese shopping center..

I pulled up right where there were ALOT of people walking around and they hear my BOV and they all stop to look at my car.. and somehow got lucky with the first parking space.

I back in slowly and as i park, i started to close the convertable...as the top started to go up, one kid yelled.. TRANSFORMERS! and all the other kids started to run to my car yelling TRANSFORMERS!!!....Not sure if they thought it was the Saturn sky one in the movie..

But fun nonetheless....

#21 User is offline   Vi37573r 

  • Group: Guest
  • Posts: 2,062
  • Joined: 19-November 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Goleta, CA
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 02:06 PM

Brought my car to a Honda dealership to get the radio code. Bunch of salesmen and office workers came to my car to check it out telling me I've changed a lot of stuff. Service lady got into my car to get the radio serial number and had trouble getting out. She said the cars not good for girls :(

#22 User is offline   rnye 

  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 4,042
  • Joined: 17-January 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Tampa, Fl
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 02:11 PM

Gas station yesterday...

"That thing is nice... did it come like that with blue wheels and wing?"

"Yes, Honda does it for their special edition models..."

I was cracking up watching him watch me drive away. LOL
'05 S2000 / '71 240Z
Posted Image

#23 User is offline   DCs2ooo 

  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 675
  • Joined: 08-December 07
  • Location:PA
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 02:18 PM

subscribed for daily humor :)

#24 User is offline   Mrwilliams 

  • View gallery
  • Group: Guest
  • Posts: 2,660
  • Joined: 18-September 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Davenport/Reunion/Orlando,FL
  • Country: United States
  • Interests:Cars,Cars,Cars, Music, Cars.....Coffee.....bodybuilding.

Posted 30 September 2009 - 02:41 PM

went to a car show a few weeks ago

lady:wow is this the new porsche?
me:.....umm no, its a honda
lady: a honda? are you serious?
me: yeah why wouldn't i be, check out the badges(then i proceed to get my sunblock from the trunk via keyfob

lady:wow i didnt think you had a trunk! sucks you dont have any speakers or a radio though...
me:...... :confused:
-Christopher Williams

FANCY SHYT

#25 User is offline   neuronbob 

  • Group: Member
  • Posts: 905
  • Joined: 30-March 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Cleveland, OH
  • Country: United States

Posted 30 September 2009 - 03:31 PM

My three-year-old, whenever he sees me getting into my S, tells the entire world (*loudly*), "NICE CAR, DADDY!"

Thanks, son. :D *thinks kid is angling to ask for keys when he's 16*
2002 S2000 Sebring Silver/Black, SSR GT1 18" wheels/Sumitomo HTR ZIII 225/255, Voodoo pearl alum shift knob, Tanabe Medalion Touring Exhaust
2009 Cadillac CTS-V Radiant Silver/Ebony (Daily driver)
2007 Pilot (wife's ride)
Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

Ads by Google   S2KI

Share this topic:


  • 81 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • This topic is locked

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users