How can you trash a thread about a phone sex line?

The title is scary enough.

99% of what we write now has nothing to do with the car, but something that catches our attention...

The real question: is that a problem?

For S2000 technical threads, please keep it technical - when the thread starts off with "mmmm..what color are your panties..." I think off course is the only way to go.

That said, I am wearing a low riding silk thong (a.k.a. male butt floss) right now if that turns anyone on - I put them on to better aid my attempt to kill a scorpion by lighting my own farts. :D

Joe told me about that thong - I think there is even a snopes page authenticating it.

All threads should start with "I'm totally cereal" if you don't want your thread to go off on a disgusting tangent.

Al Gore didn't invent the internet so we could just go around making gay jokes about everything. There's also fart jokes.

So, is your thong fire retardant? Is it possible to clench your cheeks enough to maintain a steady grip on your blacklight while simultaneously releasing emissions? What is the best food for insect burning flatulence? At what duration and temperature is a scorpion rendered unable to strike? I want to make sure I don't get my ass stung again. I felt weird last time when Lee wouldn't stop sucking the venom.

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Damn that manbearpig.

Any chance you have a corduroy thong Jordan? I would think that fire/friction issues could really come into play with that in the mix.

[QUOTE=AZDelt,Aug 4 2006, 09:39 AM] Damn that manbearpig.

Any chance you have a corduroy thong Jordan?

You know what fluids I need to wick away big fella!

This thread totally delivers.

Amen my stook brotha!
The only problem is that at this age, I could try to fart but have a 50/50 chance of crapping my pants. But I'm sure it would deter a scorpion - even if the mixture didn't light.
Note: If I did crap my pants then I'd for certain burn the clothing.