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08-17-2006, 08:25 PM
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08-17-2006, 08:31 PM
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Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The women replies, "it's Keith, the dwarf."
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The women replies, "it's Keith, the dwarf."
08-17-2006, 09:20 PM
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The whole story had me in stitches but this is my favourite line;
See, this is why you need good friends, in fact, this should be one of the measures of how good a friendship is: Will your buddy let you **** a midget in his bed? If the answer is yes, then you know that dude is solid.
08-17-2006, 11:36 PM
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check it:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5261856.stm
Filipino 'dwarf' judge loses case
A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job.
Florentino Floro was appealing against a three-year inquiry which led to his removal due to incompetence and bias.
He told investigators three mystic dwarves - Armand, Luis and Angel - had helped him to carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers.
The court said psychic phenomena had no place in the judiciary.
The bench backed a medical finding that the judge was suffering from psychosis.
'Dwarf dalliance'
The Manila trial judge had asked the Supreme Court to dismiss the complaint and return him to the bench, after being sacked in April.
"They should not have dismissed me for what I believed," Mr Floro told reporters after filing his appeal in May.
The judge said he had made a covenant with his dwarf friends that he could write while in a trance and that he had been seen by several people in two places at the same time.
Judge Floro reportedly changed from blue court robes to black each Friday "to recharge his psychic powers".
In a letter to the court he said: "From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal."
However, the Supreme Court said dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5261856.stm
Filipino 'dwarf' judge loses case
A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job.
Florentino Floro was appealing against a three-year inquiry which led to his removal due to incompetence and bias.
He told investigators three mystic dwarves - Armand, Luis and Angel - had helped him to carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers.
The court said psychic phenomena had no place in the judiciary.
The bench backed a medical finding that the judge was suffering from psychosis.
'Dwarf dalliance'
The Manila trial judge had asked the Supreme Court to dismiss the complaint and return him to the bench, after being sacked in April.
"They should not have dismissed me for what I believed," Mr Floro told reporters after filing his appeal in May.
The judge said he had made a covenant with his dwarf friends that he could write while in a trance and that he had been seen by several people in two places at the same time.
Judge Floro reportedly changed from blue court robes to black each Friday "to recharge his psychic powers".
In a letter to the court he said: "From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal."
However, the Supreme Court said dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule.
08-17-2006, 11:49 PM
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What about this line?????
Flush with excitement and pride, I triumphantly threw my hand in the air and yelled across the apartment, "RAISE YOUR ****ING HAND IF YOU'VE EVER ****ED A MIDGET, BITCHES!!" The other two midgets raised their hands. Thanks assholes.
Flush with excitement and pride, I triumphantly threw my hand in the air and yelled across the apartment, "RAISE YOUR ****ING HAND IF YOU'VE EVER ****ED A MIDGET, BITCHES!!" The other two midgets raised their hands. Thanks assholes.
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