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A dedicated UAW union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get
$20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union
man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel
where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I
pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to
a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old
woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules, she's next."

 

 

I lol'd.

 

 

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Now that's funny, but it's also kinda sad cause that really is the Unions. But that's what makes it funny is that he finally gets a taste of the Unions.

 

Nice.

 

<--- Engineer at a unionized company. This really made me LOL.

 

That was good.