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Old 06-26-2018, 10:59 AM
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Default Clowns !

So are Audi suggesting all other roads users are clowns?

or are they suggesting Audi drivers are so bad they need loads of driver aids ?
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Old 06-26-2018, 09:52 PM
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1). Pot kettle black?

2). Driver aids, most Audi "drivers" can't even use indicators!

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Old 06-27-2018, 04:23 AM
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They are making an indirect reference to their customers, I believe it's called obfuscated defamation.

Audi's appear to be cars which insulate the driver so often seem to be driven without consideration of their surroundings.

But they have nice soft plastics and a percieved premium so it's all good. Ahem

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Audis seem to haunt me. Don't like them myself, however youngest daughter has one, oldest daughter is going to buy one and both bloody son in laws have One already.
to rub salt in an open wound my wife has now said she wants an A3 sportback

sorry can't contribute to the thread, just wanted to vent off....

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Old 06-30-2018, 02:31 PM
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Recently got pulled by an advanced police skills driving instructor after he over took me like a knob and I gave him the appropriate hand signal. I was very contrite and sorry and got off with a small talking to.
Two days later same plod car did the same overtake on an Audi, I think his reaction got him nicked, what a dick!
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Old 06-30-2018, 03:29 PM
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If you're too lazy to use your indicators but you like cheap luxury and tailgating, Audi is the car for you!

This is also the most accurate meme I've seen in a long time.

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Old 07-01-2018, 10:58 AM
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so true
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Old 07-02-2018, 04:50 AM
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Just had one while crossing the road - He was comming round a island with no indicator he was on the inside of the island so going past the turning i was waiting to cross, i decide to cross then ummm he decides to blast his horn so i stop in the middle of the road and give him a round of F**ks for not letting anyone know where he going, Must think we are all mind readers daft t**t
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