Dan and I are clearly on the same page

 

Looks like she's headed to the beadroom when she should be making me a sammich...

 

I'm a backdoor man!

 

That's a thought and a half.

 

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"As a butt pirate I have had my colon-plunger farted on numerous times. You may think it, your anus-spear, will fill with the flatus and burst like a balloon but I assure you it will not. It is perfectly safe for your significant other to rip one while riding your rectal examiner."