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Dan and I are clearly on the same page


:thumbup: :drool: :eek3:

Looks like she's headed to the beadroom when she should be making me a sammich...

I'm a backdoor man! :thumbup:

That's a thought and a half.

http://www.dearcupid.org/question/is-it-sa...gf-to-fart.html
"As a butt pirate I have had my colon-plunger farted on numerous times. You may think it, your anus-spear, will fill with the flatus and burst like a balloon but I assure you it will not. It is perfectly safe for your significant other to rip one while riding your rectal examiner."

:stupid: