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Old Jul 6, 2003 | 04:33 PM
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Okay....so it's around 7:45pm and I decide to go for one last jaunt before putting LESISMOR to bed. I go across town...pick up a tea @ our notorious Tim Hortons and on my drive I pass a newer style convertible Porsche with a guy driving it..he waves...he caught me off guard because I didn't know him, but I did kinda wave back. I assumed he was waving because we were both in convertibles and he was just being friendly. I'm also gonna guess that it may have been because I was just wearing my bikini top (damn freakin' hot here!)

So I pull into my driveway, at least 10 min later and as I'm about to close the roof, I see him drive by and wave again (totally different part of town) - so I wave back and continue on closing the roof. I look up to attach the latches and see that he has stopped in front of the house next to mine and has his reverse lights on So I say to my neighbour I don't know if I know that guy or not!?

So I walk over....and he's like, "oh, I'm sorry I thought you were Jim's wife from down the street"!! I'm like oh....I was wondering why you stopped. So then he starts asking about my car...blah blah blah. He tells me how he lives in California for 6mths of the year and has a Lamborgini there and used to have a modena here....then tells me he 's a girl who talks about cars....and TELLS me, doesn't ask me, that I should take down his phone number and we should go get a bite to eat sometime!!!

DUDE - you're almost as old as my mom!!!!

Tell me please people, why is it that older men with nice cars think that someone my age would seriously be interested in them!???
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Old Jul 6, 2003 | 04:36 PM
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You should have stun gunned him, Counselor.
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Old Jul 6, 2003 | 04:39 PM
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not legal here

but good thought, thank you sir!
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Old Jul 6, 2003 | 04:41 PM
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How about mace?
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Old Jul 6, 2003 | 04:44 PM
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I think it's only legal for police officers to have? but I'm not sure....gonna have to check on that one! Thanks!
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Old Jul 6, 2003 | 04:48 PM
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Hey, you can't blame the dude for trying .....
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Old Jul 6, 2003 | 05:14 PM
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How hot, Les? 75
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Old Jul 6, 2003 | 05:18 PM
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Did you say he had a MODENA Lil Girl??? Give him MOM'S #
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Old Jul 6, 2003 | 06:29 PM
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"Dude you're almost as old as my mom...."

Good one, Les! You should've flashed him, ya' know, and that would've made his day!
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Old Jul 6, 2003 | 06:36 PM
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If I did that he would have died of heart failure on the spot....plus it was too hot for CPR
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