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Mocky 01-23-2006 12:38 PM

Gender
 
Probably a Repost.. (Raptor?)

You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

NikePenguin 01-23-2006 12:44 PM

Alcohol is female... after one night of it, guys wonder the following morning what the hell they were thinking. :p

The Raptor 01-23-2006 12:49 PM

Nice. (Ididn't post that.)

mikes2k 01-23-2006 12:54 PM

:LOL: :D

I saw the thread title and I thought Mockedito was switching teams!

NikePenguin 01-23-2006 12:56 PM

:stupid:

Until I realized that already occured. :hidebc:

esoteric 01-23-2006 12:57 PM

:LOL:

The Raptor 01-23-2006 01:04 PM

When Steve pinned him..........twice.

Popeye 01-23-2006 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 23 2006, 04:54 PM
:LOL: :D

I saw the thread title and I thought Mockedito was switching teams!

:thinker: He likes girls now ?


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