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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 12:02 AM
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such a HAPPY letter from a lovely child

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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 11:23 AM
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What a sweet little child.
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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 11:49 AM
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Reminds me of me as the weight of the world crushed my spirit.
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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 12:09 PM
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heh heh heh....Good little boy!
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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 12:14 PM
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One year my cousins replaced all my presents with three bags of BBQ charcoal....it backfired...i thought it was cool and started looking in my stocking for matches....
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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 12:27 PM
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My birthday's on Christmas -- the ultimate ripoff. When I was a kid I would get a nice Christmas present with a nice Christmas card. Scotch taped to the card would be a stale, cracked jelly bean, usually green, with a note that said "Oh, yeah, happy birthday you little asshole.
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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 12:29 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 12:34 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]My birthday's on Christmas -- the ultimate ripoff.
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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 12:37 PM
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Old Nov 22, 2002 | 12:45 PM
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Originally posted by The Raptor
Scotch taped to the card would be a stale, cracked jelly bean, usually green, with a note that said "Oh, yeah, happy birthday you little asshole.
FLMAO!!!
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