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Here it is -- my annual Christmas rant

 
Old 12-20-2004, 09:22 AM
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My birthday is on Christmas. The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid, I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. On the inside of the card would be Scotch taped a stale, green, cracked jelly bean, with a note handwritten by an obviously inebriated person: "Oh, yeah, BTW, Happy Birthday, you little asshole!"
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See, she called me a homo AGAIN!
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