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I will pay top dollar to have VTECMOM shipped to Iraq.

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Old 02-11-2003, 01:16 PM
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Old 02-11-2003, 01:25 PM
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Mom's tab with 69..3 KY's, 10 Tissues boxes, and subscription to Playboy..I'll be expecting that sometime in the mail..




















Also, would you like a complementary vibrator with that for my temporary services?
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Old 02-11-2003, 01:40 PM
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I would like onion rings.
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ok...thank you, drive thru...
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Originally posted by spapdx
Here are you costs broken down...

Residential pick up charge - $45.00
Box for packaging - $15.00
Bubble wrap - $10.00
Air freight from SEA to Iraq $325.00 + fuel surecharge and tax
Delivery charges to saddam's house - $60.00
Mom not in the corner anymore - Priceless




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wait a second...


THIS IS DIET COKE... I ORDERED REGULAR COKE YOU BONEHEAD!!!


: holds up drive-thru line :
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Honk-honk-honk!!!!!
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Commercial came on, so I went off to get myself a snack.

You shoudda seen what was goin on by the time dat I got back.

Down in the old abandoned mine sweet Sue was havin fits.

The villain said "Gimme the keys to your ranch or I'll blow you all to bits."

So he grabbed her and tied her up and threw her on the railroad tracks.

And then

A train started comin.

And then

Along came Jones, slow talkin Jones, fast walkin Jones, along came lonely, lanky Jones.
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