A little Irish boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She said "Yes." When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked "What do you have in your hand?" The boy said "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away." He was then sent to the principals office and the principal asked him "What do you have in your hand?" The little boy said "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away." The principal got mad and yelled "Open your hands NOW!" He did and the little boy said "Oh great , now look what you did, you scared the shit out of him!"

 

Good lunch time joke...

 

there's no beer in this joke???

 

 

Forget about the beer, yous.

 

a story about me..........

 

guilty as charged

 

stranded, stranded on the bathroom bowl, what do you do when you're stranded and you can't find the roll?

(sung to the theme from the old branded tv show) (hey, i never saw it either)

 

[QUOTE=s2ko,May 11 2007, 12:32 PM] stranded, stranded on the bathroom bowl, what do you do when you're stranded and you can't find the roll?