The Raptor's Annual Christmas Rant
12-16-2014, 09:50 AM
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The Raptor's Annual Christmas Rant
The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. Inside the card would be taped a stale, cracked (usually green) jellybean. Underneath the jellybean was written (in the barely legible penmanship of an obviously inebriated person): "Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little asshole."
12-17-2014, 10:03 AM
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12-17-2014, 10:04 AM
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