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The Raptor's Annual Christmas Rant

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Old 12-24-2009, 11:06 AM
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The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. Inside the card would be taped a stale, cracked (usually green) jellybean. Underneath the jellybean was written (in the barely legible penmanship of an obviously inebriated person): "Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little asshole." :melodramat ic:
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Now, where did I put my Green Jellybean photo...
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Happy Birthday's eve???
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Georgemas Eve.
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Having a December birthday I can sympathize with your plight. don't tell mom that my birthday is in December
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And here's the one that. 's me every year



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