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The Raptor 12-06-2016 12:53 PM
Raptor's Annual Christmas Birthday Rant
 
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The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. Inside the card would be taped a stale, cracked (usually green) jellybean. Underneath the jellybean was written (in the barely legible penmanship of an obviously inebriated person): "Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little asshole." :angry::banghead::cursing::soapbox::brokehrt: :yikes::nono::crazy::angry2::schleimer:http://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_...kranke_200.gif

zdave87 12-06-2016 03:13 PM
Happy Early Birthday George :beer:

The Raptor 12-06-2016 03:51 PM
Originally Posted by zdave87 (Post 24115815)
Happy Early Birthday George :beer:
Thank you, Dave. Happy early Christmas. What's shaking in the Orlando area? http://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_party/04.gif

vtecmom 12-07-2016 07:15 AM
RB Thanked :accordingly: for this tread :thumbup:
wouldn't be Christmas time with out it :LOL:

The Raptor 12-07-2016 07:43 AM
Originally Posted by vtecmom (Post 24116172)
RB Thanked :accordingly: for this tread :thumbup:
wouldn't be Christmas time with out it :LOL:
I try, Mom. https://www.s2ki.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif https://www.s2ki.com/forums/images/smilies/hello.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_...schilder65.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_sonstige/dick.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_.../16_2_1040.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_auto/auto_wos1.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_auto/fahr32.gif
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vtecmom 12-07-2016 09:09 AM
Originally Posted by The Raptor (Post 24116193)
I try, Mom. https://www.s2ki.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif https://www.s2ki.com/forums/images/smilies/hello.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_...schilder65.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_sonstige/dick.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_.../16_2_1040.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_auto/auto_wos1.gifhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_auto/fahr32.gif
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Check my FaceBook tread :monkey: & get my girl to send one for ya & HER of course :heart:

tacocat 12-07-2016 09:24 AM
I feel your pain, while not born on Christmas, I was born 9 days before hand. If I can get a gift for both, I should be able to give one gift in turn.

The Raptor 12-07-2016 11:27 AM
Originally Posted by tacocat (Post 24116272)
I feel your pain, while not born on Christmas, I was born 9 days before hand. If I can get a gift for both, I should be able to give one gift in turn.
I was at the post office one time and had to show my ID to the postman behind the counter. He said "Oh, a Christmas baby." I said "Yeah, the worst day of the year to have a birthday." He replied "Nope, mine's worse, the day after Christmas. Nobody ever wants to celebrate anything." I said "OK, you got me."

s2ko 12-07-2016 12:20 PM
Happy birthday George. :beer: :nono: :sssh: Don't tell mom that my real birthday is in December.

The Raptor 12-07-2016 01:11 PM
Originally Posted by s2ko (Post 24116379)
Happy birthday George. :beer: :nono: :sssh: Don't tell mom that my real birthday is in December.
Merry Christmas, Mike.


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