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Old 12-06-2016, 01:53 PM
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The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. Inside the card would be taped a stale, cracked (usually green) jellybean. Underneath the jellybean was written (in the barely legible penmanship of an obviously inebriated person): "Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little asshole."

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Happy Early Birthday George
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Happy Early Birthday George
Thank you, Dave. Happy early Christmas. What's shaking in the Orlando area?
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wouldn't be Christmas time with out it
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wouldn't be Christmas time with out it
I try, Mom.
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I try, Mom.

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I feel your pain, while not born on Christmas, I was born 9 days before hand. If I can get a gift for both, I should be able to give one gift in turn.
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I feel your pain, while not born on Christmas, I was born 9 days before hand. If I can get a gift for both, I should be able to give one gift in turn.
I was at the post office one time and had to show my ID to the postman behind the counter. He said "Oh, a Christmas baby." I said "Yeah, the worst day of the year to have a birthday." He replied "Nope, mine's worse, the day after Christmas. Nobody ever wants to celebrate anything." I said "OK, you got me."
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Happy birthday George. Don't tell mom that my real birthday is in December.
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Happy birthday George. Don't tell mom that my real birthday is in December.
Merry Christmas, Mike.
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