typical female

 

LMFAO

 

 

I can picture the whole conversation

"Honey I want a soda"
"what kind do you want"
"A corn dog, cheese fries and a super double diet coke"
"but honey, you sure you want all that before going on a rollercoaster? I know you get motion sickness"
"You're right, just get me a stick of celery and the super diet coke"
"but I don't think they have celery at amus..."
"I'll give you some extra lovin tonight if you do " *gropes the dude's crotch*
"ok"


slut.

 

Joshy go ride the Big Dipper

 

I would never ever ever go on that ride

 

I prefer activities that will injure me these days, like boating in 20ft swells and kitesurfing.

 

But you could be standing up at the top and leaning out with your digi cam tryin to git a self portrait and one of your funky earing bar thingies could git caught on the light pole and yank you out da seat and then you get hooked onto the end of the next train of cars and go bumpity bump bump along da track all da way back to the entrance of da ride See ders some potential for your gittin hurted







JoshyPoo if you even THINK of tryin dat Mom will come down der and and well I cant say what Id do but it wont be purdy

 

Member when we hit da Boardwalk and da rides were closed and I hopped da fence to get on my fave one dat was SO FUN!

 

Great ride