Semi-official I'm an Idiot thread AKA if you're having a bad day come laugh at me
 

Since my last brain injury, my memory is incredibly bad. When super stressed, it's even worse. Yesterday at work I go out back for a smoke and to do some paperwork, When I realize I forgot my key fob, it's no big deal (not the first time I've locked myself out :LOL: ) - I'd just text the support worker inside...except I donn't have my phone. And our property is fully fenced in. No one hears my banging on the door, so I have to scale an 8-9 ft chain link fence. It's a struggle and as I'm pulling my body over the top, the bottom of my shirt gets caught and I'm too concerned with what my other body parts are doing to do anything about the fact that my sweater is almost over my head. :egads: :LOL: I managed to sprain my ankle and got a couple of gouges to my hands. :whome: If that wasn't enough, My jeans also got caught so I had this giant tear from just below my buttcheek down to my knee. :eek1::censored:
Then I had to go get a tetanus booster because I hear lockjaw isn't an enjoyable experience. The booster hurt more than anything :surrendr:

#livingmybestlife :LOL:

:( nOt gonna laugh @ you just send a :huggerz: :heart:

Pics ?

what in the actual **** :LOL: but :sadwave: but :LOL: Brain injury? :(

All of my co-workers got a hearty laugh out of it and I did too. :LOL: :shrug:

Sorry Dave, no pics. I'm hoping just to forget about it. :rofl:

Vadster, I'll not recommend brain injuries. :LOL: My last one was a few years ago and it was one of those cliche "life changing experiences." It sucks because when I experience periods of high stress, some of my symptoms come back.