| The Raptor |
01-25-2005 08:57 AM |
A Texas state trooper pulled a car over and told
his seat belt he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. What are you going to do with the money?" the trooper asked. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license" he replied. "Oh, don't listen to him" yelled the woman in the passenger seat. He's a smart ass when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat, who took pne look at the cop and moaned "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said in Spanish "Are we there yet?"
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