Tune in here for a sick joke -- really sick!
 

A guy with no arms and legs is lying on the beach, getting some rays, when three beautiful chicks with string bikinis walk by. They stop, look down at him, and the first one asks "Have you ever had a hug?" "No," he replies. So she bends down and gives him a big hug. The second one asks "Have you ever been kissed?" "No," he replies. So she bends down and plants a big, long, juicy one on his lips, her tongue darting to his mouth like a snake looking for a mouse. The third one asks "Have you ever been https://www.s2ki.com/stor/forumshtml/emoticons/spam.gifed?" "No," he replies, his eyes lighting up like high beams. She glances at the ocean and says "Well, you're about to be. The tide's coming in."

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BTW, I tell alot of these jokes at my weekly get together. Most of my buddies really enjoy them.

Keep 'em coming.

Thanks RB.

sicko! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

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I have just e-mailed that one round my company :thumbup: :D

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