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Old Jan 30, 2018 | 01:46 PM
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.....an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with irritable bowel syndrome?

One you have to shuck between fits.

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Old Jan 30, 2018 | 02:11 PM
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7.7/10 on the Raptor scale.
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Old Jan 30, 2018 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87
7.7/10 on the Raptor scale.
Oh, come on, Dave, that's at least .
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Old Jan 30, 2018 | 03:35 PM
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Rate this one: What do womens' bra cup sizes stand for?

A=almost breasts
B=barely boobs
C-cool
D=damn!
DD=double damn!
E=enormous
F=fake
G=Get a reduction.
H=Help I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Originally Posted by The Raptor
Oh, come on, Dave, that's at least .
Blame the Russian judges.
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Old Jan 30, 2018 | 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by the raptor
rate this one: What do womens' bra cup sizes stand for?

A=almost breasts
b=barely boobs
c-cool
d=damn!
Dd=double damn!
E=enormous
f=fake
g=get a reduction.
H=help i've fallen and i can't get up.

( * ) y ( * ) /10.
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Old Jan 30, 2018 | 09:17 PM
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This joke is ****in' classy.
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Old Jan 31, 2018 | 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor
Rate this one: What do womens' bra cup sizes stand for?

A=almost breasts
B=barely boobs
C-cool
D=damn!
DD=double damn!
E=enormous
F=fake
G=Get a reduction.
H=Help I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Old Dec 1, 2019 | 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by UnkieTrunkie
This joke is ****in' classy.

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Old Nov 22, 2025 | 05:23 PM
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A trickle and a dribble
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