Brett's Post Wedding Bachelor Party (RtD Style)
 

:tipwink: If everyone didn't know RedCelica (Brett) is going to be getting married to this great woman (Kate) on March 29. Many of us won't be able to attend his big bachelor party or the wedding. His soon to be bride Kate won't be able to attend Rtd 2014 be has let the boy go to enjoy the friends, roads and partying associated with this great event. We all would like to give Brett his own bachelor party. Sorry no stripper or blow will be allowed at the party the boy is now married and we don't to screw up this marriage, he will take care of that all by himself. He just doesn't know it yet. He will understand more of that stuff in the future :LOL: We all want to wish the best in their marriage. So let's do this Brett. I really would like to see that boy stupid drunk on saturday night.:vdrunk:

Strippers and blow! :argh: Poppin' bottles and throwin' stacks of hunnits s0n!

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What if HE doesn't touch the strippers or blow? How 'bout then????

:cursing:

Bingo!!!

Somebody bring Brett up to the Lobby for the bourbon tasting....

Drinks are on us! :)

As long as they are the bourbons on the table! :LOL:

Mike just have the pig ready out back ok man. https://www.s2ki.com/s2000/public/st...t-tip-wink.gif

No strippers, no blow, but beastiallity is OK? :LOL:

Wow, count me in.:bow:

As long as the beast is of legal age (that's 12 in TN I believe). :)

Wow, count me in.:bow:
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:stupid:

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As long as the beast is of legal age (that's 12 in TN I believe). :)
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Whoa whoa now, that's just sick... it's 13 :LOL:

Wow, count me in.:bow:
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:stupid:

:rofl:

As long as the beast is of legal age (that's 12 in TN I believe). :)
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Whoa whoa now, that's just sick... it's 13 :LOL:
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It's 12 in TN, but we are in NC and it's 13 so both of you are correct. To be safe we will card that pig and she must be at least 12.5 years old. Here Piggy Piggy!!! :heart:

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I just want to post this up before the party gets started. We all are animal friendly. Some more than others. Who knows some video might show up on youtube and then a tv station. We have the disclaimer up so we are covered now. Ken please verify with the DD LLC. Thanks. Here Piggy, Piggy!!!!! :censored:

DD LLC diavows all knowledge of this, or any activity, associated with any alleged "bachelor party, piggy pandering, leg-humping, or other activities".

Its on now B. You're in trouble now. Bring the goats too people. Billy, Billy you been a baaad boy. :censored:

I have a glove that has lamb wool inside.... :rolleyes:

Its a tight fit..... :LOL:

Ill bring the lube :banana:

don't think you'll get your gloves back mike after it's all said and done, not that you'd want them... :LOL:

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Sorry BD. I'm more of a sheep guy.:heart:

now I know why you live in Rocky Mount :rofl:

Wow, this thread is getting a little out of hand.
lmao

Where?

Did I miss something? :D :tipwink:

You want us to put it back in your hand? :banana:

Wanna borrow the glove? :LOL:

I agreee. Pigs, goats and sheep sounds like a great party for Brett. I guess we will be able to call him "Old MacDonald" after he uses up all the farm animals. https://www.s2ki.com/s2000/public/st...t-tip-wink.gif

I think I'll talk to the DJ at Brett's reception... and tell him/her to play that song a few times! :D

I think I'll talk to the DJ at Brett's reception... and tell him/her to play that song a few times! :D
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:egads:

Congrats again to you, Brett and Kate :thumbup:


I sense a safety meeting in your future.

Thanks y'all! Wedding was really perfect and the honeymoon in Asheville was quite enjoyable. See yall next week to get yall lost in the North GA mountains :D

I think I'll talk to the DJ at Brett's reception... and tell him/her to play that song a few times! :D
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The DJ did in fact play "What does the fox say?" I was like :egads: