What do you want me to do ugly fella?

 

Nothing for the moment mate, although I will need your expertise in rounding up the UK rabble. I'm going to need someone to sort out the logistics of getting there and getting back.

Concentrate on your Euro hoon this year and once you're all back we can start work on this.



Make sure you do a cracking write up, the more people we can sell this to the better.

 

Quite simple for me, boat from Rosyth to Zebrugge then drive (quite quickly) in a kind of meanderring kind of a way to northern italy, stopping for beer and food.

Are there going to be any naked dancing girls or just Ed?

 

I think it will be a good idea to keep updating the first post with the Q&A's.

Please include the fastest animal on earth!

 

That's a cheetah isn't it?

 

 

Good idea Boss, I'll get on it right away.

 

I wish that everyone was as industrious as you mate.

Trust me, there will be people who will need their hands holding and arses wiping every five minutes.



Not sure about dancing girls, maybe one of the Italians can elaborate, but I'm sure we can supply a donkey.

 

Cheeky chappy..............just remember i still have pics of your escapade with 'woody'. Perv!

 

(LTB am not your BOSS)

I would like some feedback from our Italian friends.

More specific am thinking that the best way is to get the Superfast Ferries from Patra, Greece to Ancona, Italy. Can you please clarify how many kms are from Ancona until our meeting point? Actually my concern is the time that will take about to reach there from Ancona. Any ideas how many hours of driving?