~!@#$ OFFICIAL THREAD-JACKING THREAD! %^&*
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~!@#$ OFFICIAL THREAD-JACKING THREAD! %^&*
oh wait... this is the same as the "off-topic" threads huh? ooops! 
so who wants to start on a topic and letsee who can keep it up longest until someone jacks it! 
(for the bored nightowls or slackers at work... letsee how long this thread lasts for )
Let the frivolous and senseless rambling begin!
PS... PLEASE DO REMEMBER IT CAN STILL BE FUNNY W/O BEING PROFANE! (or else BC will hunt you down and spank you till you cry mommy! )
so who wants to start on a topic and letsee who can keep it up longest until someone jacks it! (for the bored nightowls or slackers at work... letsee how long this thread lasts for )
Let the frivolous and senseless rambling begin!
PS... PLEASE DO REMEMBER IT CAN STILL BE FUNNY W/O BEING PROFANE! (or else BC will hunt you down and spank you till you cry mommy!
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Must be from the lack of "V-tec""ing 
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OK, here goes:
It seems to me that with the top down, between the engine sound and extreme ventilation, the s2000 is the most fart-compliant car I have ever owned. Many a time I have said to my passenger "don't you love the low rumble of the exhaust" or "wow, did we just drive by a refinery?" and they were none the wiser. I think. Probably. I don't get many repeat passengers, but that is just because of my driving, right?
-JD
It seems to me that with the top down, between the engine sound and extreme ventilation, the s2000 is the most fart-compliant car I have ever owned. Many a time I have said to my passenger "don't you love the low rumble of the exhaust" or "wow, did we just drive by a refinery?" and they were none the wiser. I think. Probably. I don't get many repeat passengers, but that is just because of my driving, right?
-JD
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umm...
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Originally Posted by oatnet,Sep 28 2004, 09:54 PM
OK, here goes:
It seems to me that with the top down, between the engine sound and extreme ventilation, the s2000 is the most fart-compliant car I have ever owned. Many a time I have said to my passenger "don't you love the low rumble of the exhaust" or "wow, did we just drive by a refinery?" and they were none the wiser. I think. Probably. I don't get many repeat passengers, but that is just because of my driving, right?
-JD
It seems to me that with the top down, between the engine sound and extreme ventilation, the s2000 is the most fart-compliant car I have ever owned. Many a time I have said to my passenger "don't you love the low rumble of the exhaust" or "wow, did we just drive by a refinery?" and they were none the wiser. I think. Probably. I don't get many repeat passengers, but that is just because of my driving, right?
-JD
hmmm JD... i wonder if your seat is faded by now
