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Lets Kick off 2005 with a nice fackin smash.

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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 09:25 AM
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Default Lets Kick off 2005 with a nice fackin smash.

You likey likey nicey mashy?


There you go, you bunch of depraved gore seekers..... Get your grabbing eyes on those badlads....

You lovers of doom - you sicken me.

Who is this? I do not know...... but the details are trickling in..... Its an ex-owners motor that couldn't manage the raw power. He will be exposed shortly.

2005 kicks off with a tidy little mangle.

And you perverts love it.

You are a sick lot.

I hope you struggle to sleep at night.

If I can get any more pics of this 'driver goes blind' story board, I'll bump them up.

But there's a warning to any would be owner. If you feel you may go blind, on a road with a fence on it, that seemingly looks straight, then walk.






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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 09:27 AM
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 09:32 AM
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hmmm - that does actually look like it went through the hedge / fence backwards.

Other than lots of panel damage, it doesn't look too bad.
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 09:35 AM
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Who did it ? and how.......

and where ?
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 09:36 AM
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Bugger, but with CTR, looks like panel damage to me.

BTW Chesh does my clio make the list?
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 09:37 AM
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tyre marks suggest that he was airborne and when he landed back onto tarmac his wheels weren't staraight, which swerved the car into the hedge. However that does not square with the position of the car in the last shot except if it was moved there by a tractor.
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 09:38 AM
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I think the fact that:

Rear composite gone
front composite knacked
Front offside wing fecked
offside door fecked
rear offside wing dented
Front lights out
offside mirror snapped

apart from that....I think it looks pretty cool.
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 09:39 AM
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Hey the roof's alright
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 09:40 AM
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The aerial might help the paper trail...
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Old Feb 15, 2005 | 09:40 AM
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What's wrong with his aerial ?
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