Read this if you want to feel old.
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>1977: Long hair
>2007 : Longing for hair
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>1977: KEG
>2007: EKG
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>1977 : Acid rock
>2007 : Acid reflux
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>1977 : Moving to California because it's cool
>2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
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>1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
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>1977 : Seeds and stems
>2007 : Roughage
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>1977 : Hoping for a Ferrari
>2007: Hoping for a Ferraro
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>1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
>2007 : Receiving a new hip joint
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>1977 : Rolling Stones
>2007: Kidney Stones
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>1977 : Screw the system
>2007: Upgrade the system
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>1977 : Disco
>2007: Costco
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>1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>2007: Children begging you to get their heads
>shaved
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>1977 : Passing the drivers' test
>2007: Passing the vision test
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>
>1977 : Whatever
>2007 : Depends
>
>
>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this
>will certainly change things. Each year the staff at
>Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to
>try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming
>freshmen. Here's this year's list:
>
>The people who are starting college this fall across
>the nation were born in 1989.
>
>
>They are too young to remember the 1st space
>shuttle blowing up.
>
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>Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
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>Bottle caps have always been s crew off and plastic.
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>The CD was introduced the year they were born.
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>They have always had an answering machine.
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>They have always had cable.
>
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>They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
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>Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
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>Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>
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>They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
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>They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
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>They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>
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>They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk
>a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane."
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>
>They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
>
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>McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
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>They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>1977: Long hair
>2007 : Longing for hair
>
>
>1977: KEG
>2007: EKG
>
>1977 : Acid rock
>2007 : Acid reflux
>
>
>1977 : Moving to California because it's cool
>2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
>
>
>1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>
>
>1977 : Seeds and stems
>2007 : Roughage
>
>
>1977 : Hoping for a Ferrari
>2007: Hoping for a Ferraro
>
>
>1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
>2007 : Receiving a new hip joint
>
>
>1977 : Rolling Stones
>2007: Kidney Stones
>
>
>1977 : Screw the system
>2007: Upgrade the system
>
>1977 : Disco
>2007: Costco
>
>
>1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>2007: Children begging you to get their heads
>shaved
>
>1977 : Passing the drivers' test
>2007: Passing the vision test
>
>
>1977 : Whatever
>2007 : Depends
>
>
>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this
>will certainly change things. Each year the staff at
>Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to
>try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming
>freshmen. Here's this year's list:
>
>The people who are starting college this fall across
>the nation were born in 1989.
>
>
>They are too young to remember the 1st space
>shuttle blowing up.
>
>
>Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>
>
>Bottle caps have always been s crew off and plastic.
>
>
>The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>
>
>They have always had an answering machine.
>
>
>They have always had cable.
>
>
>They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>
>
>Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>
>
>Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>
>
>They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>
>
>They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>
>
>They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>
>
>They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk
>a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane."
>
>
>They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
>
>
>McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>
>They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
In high school we used to hold keggers in the woods behind a startup called Medtronic, pretty soon my class will all be getting pacemakers from Medtronic.
But I had one of those "you feel old" moments last night when I told my wife about a radio ad for the grocery store that had one of our favorite dinner items on sale. As I was telling her that No-Name brand salmon fillets were on sale a voice in my head said this sounded exactly like a million boring conversations my dad had with my mom.
But I had one of those "you feel old" moments last night when I told my wife about a radio ad for the grocery store that had one of our favorite dinner items on sale. As I was telling her that No-Name brand salmon fillets were on sale a voice in my head said this sounded exactly like a million boring conversations my dad had with my mom.









