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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 08:38 PM
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>1977: Long hair
>2007 : Longing for hair
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>1977: KEG
>2007: EKG
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>1977 : Acid rock
>2007 : Acid reflux
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>1977 : Moving to California because it's cool
>2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
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>1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
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>1977 : Seeds and stems
>2007 : Roughage
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>1977 : Hoping for a Ferrari
>2007: Hoping for a Ferraro

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>1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
>2007 : Receiving a new hip joint
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>1977 : Rolling Stones
>2007: Kidney Stones

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>1977 : Screw the system
>2007: Upgrade the system

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>1977 : Disco
>2007: Costco
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>1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>2007: Children begging you to get their heads
>shaved

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>1977 : Passing the drivers' test
>2007: Passing the vision test
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>1977 : Whatever
>2007 : Depends
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>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this
>will certainly change things. Each year the staff at
>Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to
>try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming
>freshmen. Here's this year's list:
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>The people who are starting college this fall across
>the nation were born in 1989.
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>They are too young to remember the 1st space
>shuttle blowing up.
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>Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
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>Bottle caps have always been s crew off and plastic.
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>The CD was introduced the year they were born.
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>They have always had an answering machine.
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>They have always had cable.
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>They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
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>Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
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>Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
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>They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
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>They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
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>They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
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>They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk
>a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane."
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>They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
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>McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
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>They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 08:58 PM
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Haha good stuff, although I'm still very 'young'
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Old Jan 31, 2008 | 10:27 PM
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Interesting list. How times change.

Ferraro? Is that a pizza?
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 09:29 AM
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Another one for those born in 1989.

The Simpsons has been on the air their entire lives.
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 11:24 AM
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Ah yeah, Big Macs and McDLTs in styrofoam. The chemicals added an exotic flavor hard to deny.
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 12:05 PM
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In high school we used to hold keggers in the woods behind a startup called Medtronic, pretty soon my class will all be getting pacemakers from Medtronic.

But I had one of those "you feel old" moments last night when I told my wife about a radio ad for the grocery store that had one of our favorite dinner items on sale. As I was telling her that No-Name brand salmon fillets were on sale a voice in my head said this sounded exactly like a million boring conversations my dad had with my mom.
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 12:34 PM
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would have been a great post for the vintage forums
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by NNY S2k,Feb 1 2008, 04:34 PM
would have been a great post for the vintage forums
send them a link
i'm not vintage yet.
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 03:30 PM
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>The CD was introduced the year they were born.

I bought my first CD player in 1985...and had CD's to play in it.
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Old Feb 1, 2008 | 04:56 PM
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j.r. Lives about 20 miles from me.
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