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Their anniversary was tomorrow and they needed

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Old Oct 29, 2009 | 11:48 AM
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He wanted a new truck. She wanted a new sports car. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 15 seconds!!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 11:52 AM
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Nice!
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 12:02 PM
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Old! And it should be 6 seconds, not 15 seconds. Even a truck can do 0-60 in 15 seconds.
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by JonBoy,Oct 29 2009, 08:02 PM
Old! And it should be 6 seconds, not 15 seconds. Even a truck can do 0-60 in 15 seconds.
0-200, not 0-60.
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 12:11 PM
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[QUOTE=JonBoy,Oct 29 2009, 12:02 PM] Old!
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JonBoy,Oct 29 2009, 02:02 PM
Old! And it should be 6 seconds, not 15 seconds. Even a truck can do 0-60 in 15 seconds.
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 12:24 PM
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[QUOTE=JonBoy,Oct 29 2009, 03:02 PM]Old!
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 12:31 PM
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Just told this joke to the girlfriend. Shes pissed. lol
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 12:33 PM
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thats because you like fat chicks
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 12:33 PM
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