Their anniversary was tomorrow and they needed
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a new sports car. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 15 seconds!!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.










