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Sex in your S2K?

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Old May 12, 2001 | 01:34 PM
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Ok.. After looking at http://www.manbeef.com which has now made me sick thinking about it. (Thanks a lot josh3io!)

I thought I'd change the subject by asking a very personal question... Who's had sex in their S2K?
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Old May 12, 2001 | 01:39 PM
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Hmm.. I'm pretty sure this one's been discussed before. I haven't... but wish I had... I think.
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Old May 12, 2001 | 02:55 PM
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Nope, the car is too small...you can't do it on the hood either because it's aluminum...
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Old May 12, 2001 | 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by Phantom

Nope, the car is too small...you can't do it on the hood either because it's aluminum...

WRONG!
Here is one way,*hope is doesn't offend anyone*. Top down, you sit in the middle(between the two seats) facing front offcourse. And she'll do the rest. Watch out for the shift knob, and take it out if you have too. If you're way over 6', good luck. (take off your shoes)
Here's the other way. The trunk is pretty strong actually. Sit on top of it, or sit inside it. I think it's easier if your S doesn't have the spoiler. TIP: YOGA, stretch, and RELAX. Yes you can get HURT if not properly adjust to it.
Go try it, and post your result. Take a few pic if you have to.j/k.
hope this help.
NICK
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Old May 12, 2001 | 05:27 PM
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define sexual relations
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Old May 12, 2001 | 05:53 PM
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DEFINE SEXUAL RELATIONS....hehe
Well i think Monica would have been to fat to fit in the car thus ending up getting stuck, then bill would have been stooked and have no excuse, so if she gave oral, then it could of been possible..... But do you think they would have noticed the prez trying to lay sum intern or the nice car?????
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Old May 12, 2001 | 05:59 PM
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Get a room, already!
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Old May 12, 2001 | 07:06 PM
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Being single at the moment, I haven't had to opportunity to try this, but when cleaning the inside of the rear window with Plexus, I got an idea. (*ahem* It's been a while. Sorry. <blush>) Similar to YoungS2K's idea - both parties stradle the center tunner, facing the trunk, guy behind the girl...
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Old May 12, 2001 | 07:46 PM
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Originally posted by josh3io
define sexual relations
Depends on what your definition of is is...
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Old May 12, 2001 | 08:33 PM
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well, for example oral is perfectly fine to do. just keep the ebrake down for whomever is giving. That's if oral is in your definition of sexual relations.

for a more concrete definition, i would suggest the pitcher to be sitting in the passenger seat and the catcher to sit on top, whatever your preference of who that may be. i never thought about it until now but if you sit on a pillow it might make things easier in terms of positioning the catcher.
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