Following yet another stunning loss, the Cal Bears
> returned to the practice field this afternoon only to
> find their practice stopped by Coach Tom Holmoe after
> 10 minutes. He instructed the players to head for the
> locker room while he and his assistant coaches
> examined an unidentified "white, powdery substance" on
> the field. Local CDC and state law officials were
> called in to inspect the substance and informed the
> coaches that practice could continue as planned.
>
> "We informed Coach Holmoe that the white, powdery
> substance he was unfamiliar with was the goal line"
> said an FBI representative.

 

That proves it. This year, Cal can't find the goal line.

 

I saw this joke too, but it was referring to the SC football team, whcih SUCKS this year too.

 

Duh! Now the Bruins on the other hand...

InsaniT
(geez, guess where I went to school )

 

yes, you're football team is better than ours, but are band is better, and everyone knows that thats all tha tmatters!

 

Bruins now suck too.

 

saxman,

We play you guys this week. We'll see which team sucks more. We didn't do that well against Oregon State. barely won that game.

By the way, there's no way your band is beter than our band. Trojan Horse can attest to that.

Now that Holmoe has stepped down, who do you think your new coach will be???

 

MarkS2K-

We should have lost that game. I can't believe that kicker missed those two easy field goals at the end. Cal game will be first time since 1997 that USC hasn't been on TV.

 

Hey Raptor,

I agree, we should've lost that game. I was there, and saw both missed field goals. Not sure if you went, or if you went on the Big Bear drive instead. You really didn't miss much if you weren't there. It was a boring game. What happened to the supposed high octane Norm Chow offense????

 

yah, our team really sucks... man, the Trojan band director is the biggest ass hole.... most band's are quite nice too us, however, the USC band is horrible... the band director makes anyone in their band who knows a cal bandsmen do push ups all rehersal after the game... and they refuse to get off our field, we have to just push 'em off.... not to mention their band director having many choice words to say about us.... only one way to put it...

U$C SUCKS!