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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 07:58 AM
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Default Single white female seeks male companionship.

I am a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have ma eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work every night, wearing only what nature gave me. Hug me and love me and I am yours forever. Call (zzz) xxx-xxxx and ask for Michelle.

Over 15,000 guys found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week old white French Poodle.
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 08:19 AM
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RAPTOR??????????
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 08:28 AM
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LMAO!
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 08:29 AM
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Dat's me.
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 08:32 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

That's ing great!
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 02:52 PM
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Let's just bump this up to the top.
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 05:58 PM
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bump
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 06:22 PM
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Bump.
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 06:24 PM
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Come on, it's funny, you brain dead assholes.
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 06:39 PM
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Truth in advertising!
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