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Tale of Wantone, a Stranger, a Girl, Her Boyfriend, and His 350Z

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Old Mar 4, 2003 | 01:28 PM
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It was a cool breezy Sunday morning in San Francisco. I was out helping my mom prune flowers on the balcony, yes I do these things around the house ! When suddenly I hear wheels screeching, smell clutch burning, and a lady yelling out "Stop Stop... Turn Turn!" I look out and what a perfect picture moment...

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Wantone- holding the camera from far away.
Girl- in Red
Girl's Boyfriend- White shirt looking studly.
Stranger- Man in brown

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Dude is driving his brand spanking new 350Z, showing his girlfriend the sights around town. He's, for some really weird reason, caught behind this parked truck and can't get out...

The driver steps out to survey the situation...


He jumps back in to give it another go. Meanwhile his girlfriend is up front watching over hoping he doesn't hit the truck...


It's 15minutes and he's still at it


Driver decides to take a rest and comes out...


Girlfriend urges her boyfriend to hurry up and get out...


The sound and smell of the clutch is unbearable. Note other tourists checking out the situation...


Let's see how much space is in the back...
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Old Mar 4, 2003 | 01:29 PM
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Oh shucks! The car slides FORWARD! Check out how startled the girl is with her hand...


Girl runs forward to check it... by now another 10mins. have elapsed...


"Turn your wheel..." Girl yells out...


I decide to visit the restroom but when I come back a stranger, dressed in brown, walks over to the 350Z...


Stranger assess the situation...
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Old Mar 4, 2003 | 01:30 PM
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Looks over the other side...


Stranger watches for another 5 minutes...


Stranger asks the driver, "Dude, can I drive it out for you?"


10minutes pass and driver finally agrees... He comes out to help direct. A baller also comes to see what's going on...


30seconds later... Z is FREE ...
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Old Mar 4, 2003 | 01:31 PM
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Man... 1hour+++ entertainment
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Old Mar 4, 2003 | 01:35 PM
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Boy I'm such a JERK
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Old Mar 4, 2003 | 01:37 PM
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hahaha, that's funny!
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Old Mar 4, 2003 | 01:37 PM
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This is one of the best posts ever! LMAO!
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Old Mar 4, 2003 | 01:40 PM
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You are such a bastard! LMAO!!!
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Old Mar 4, 2003 | 01:44 PM
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wait, it took him an hour to get his car out? you could fit that and a daewoo lanos in that spot.
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Old Mar 4, 2003 | 01:46 PM
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lol, it's like a picture book!
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