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Old 06-04-2004, 04:38 PM
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Being permanently single has its perks. I can do whatever I want. I will document my ed up habits in this thread.

My dinner tonight is a bowl of mac & cheese and a mudslide (the ). I love it.
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Old 06-04-2004, 04:45 PM
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Why are you permanently single? I'm a bachelor too. I had mac and cheese the other night, I ate it straight out of the pan. Why dirty a bowl?
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Sit down newbs... I had a girl bring over a pizza which she paid for and ate on paper plates which I didn't pay for either. Then we had sex, which I didn't pay for either.
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Sex?
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i'm too
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I think it's that thing you do with girls... I've been told it's a lot of fun.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TepEvan
Sit down newbs... I had a girl bring over a pizza which she paid for and ate on paper plates which I didn't pay for either.
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Would it have been better if he had paid for the sex instead of the pizza?
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I wouldn't go back to being single for anything.
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Originally posted by WestSideBilly
I think it's that thing you do with girls... I've been told it's a lot of fun.

is that like wrestling?
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